these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Still dying that you shit outside
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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