Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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