he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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