I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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