I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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