Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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