I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
