pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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