I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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