Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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