i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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