It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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