i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
