Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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