just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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