you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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