she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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