STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he thought i was a dude.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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