I like my sex mixed with concussions.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
