we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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