It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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