I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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