But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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