You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
