The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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