Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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