Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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