Porn is love you can see.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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