I hope mine doesn't look like that
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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