Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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