I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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