I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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