After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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