you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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