She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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