Need sex. Gaining weight.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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