He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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