In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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