Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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