where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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