i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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