Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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