Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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