BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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