so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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