So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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