I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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