Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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