"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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