garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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