used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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