Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
